tales of symphonia

fremdegeige:

the story of how eight men and women from the ages of 12 to 4000 become emotionally and physically dependent on a seventeen-year-old boy who can’t remember his multiplication tables

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vinnie2757:

pockymalon:

mindfangasm:

boku-no-ketsue:

xshadow14x:

daugterofwhite:

tehlittleninja:

saraunknown:

thatnotsogingergirl:

holy fuck

see, this is why I stay away from drugs. really, ew.

MY PAINTING IS BREATHING.

MY PILLOW IS BREATHING

I MEAN

IT LITTERALLY LOOKS LIKE SOM CREATURE IS HIDING UNDERNEATH IT

BREATHING AT ME 

shit this is cool xD

just lovely~

my eyes hurt form
lookinG AT THIS TOO LONG OMFG FMY KEYBOERARD IS BREARTHINDH 

whoa

it doesn’t work on me //sobbing

(Source: c0mpromise)

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fuckyeahmoneyshipping:

Still not sorry.

(Source: die-einzelganger)

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IMPORTANT PLEASE READ!!

edman93:

If studying-lgbtq-people inboxes you asking to take part in questions about LGBTQ people “to help her understand” DO NOT DO IT. It is Sophie M Herold, the girl from Germany who attacks LGBTQ people and outs them to others. She is transphobic, homophobic and one of the sickest people I know. And now she’s back with a cunning new plan to get you NAME, ADDRESS, BIRTH DATE, AND PHOTO.

This girl is dangerous, and for some reason is allowed to keep making new tumblr accounts. We’ve raised awareness before and it helped, so lets do it again before she puts another persons life in danger. She collects your information and gives it out to others, she has sent letters to peoples parents outing them, other people have gotten hurt because of her. Yes, hurt.

Even if we can’t stop her again, get this message out and stop others giving her information etc.

And Sophie, you should know by now not to fuck with me again, wrong move, buddy.

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theboywiththefairhair:

oldmanglasses:

I’m going to go through a list of your co-stars and you tell me what you think of them.

Muthafucka.

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beckersher:

fyjonstewart:

our ten favorite regular guests on the daily show (in no particular order)

Neil deGrasse Tyson

Look at this fuckin’ badass over here ♥♥

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darthfranny:

insanelygaming:

Noah’s Dex

(via Dorkly)

Reblogging because I lost my shit

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Reblog with an icon that you’ll never be able to use in a role-play.

lifeafterrisette:

heromitsuo:

adachiininaba:

lisa-silverman:

princeyhjunes:

slash-the-breeze:

rise-chan:

hanamura-yosuke:

indistinct-protagonist:

(( wait…maybe someday o3o ))

(( Not so sure but hey ho!!))

 [….one of the many.]

(…Maybe. Probably not.)

(…I don’t think this one will ever see use.)

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Anonymous asked: We like marketing research, and you like free stuff. Head over to TUMBLRMARKETING(.)COM and claim a free gift card for filling out a short survey. Thanks, TumblrBot

But if you were tumblrbot you would have sent this message from the tumblrbot account and not from an anonymous one? :3

(Source: mistermarvel)

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absylphe:

livinglovinoloca:

#are you fucking kidding me #LOOK AT THIS #THIS IS STEPHEN COLBERT #AND HE IS WALKING #A MOTHER #FUCKING #BALD#EAGLE #chill like the fuck out #LIKE THIS BITCH RIGHT #OH JUST CLEANIN’ UP AFTER MY PET EAGLE NO BIG DEAL AMERICA #jfc

Isn’t This Inaccurate Though

I Thought You Couldn’t Put A Leash On Freedom

(Source: theredhairing)

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animalstalkinginallcaps: THE PULSE, THE HUM AND SWELL, THE SONG BENEATH THE SKIN, IT CALLS TO ME!  OW, FUCK! RANDY, WHAT THE HELL? “DRINK!” IT CRIES, “DRINK OF ME AND LIVE FOREVER!” GET OFF ME! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? ARE YOU LARPING?

animalstalkinginallcaps:

THE PULSE, THE HUM AND SWELL, THE SONG BENEATH THE SKIN, IT CALLS TO ME! 

OW, FUCK! RANDY, WHAT THE HELL?

“DRINK!” IT CRIES, “DRINK OF ME AND LIVE FOREVER!”

GET OFF ME! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? ARE YOU LARPING?

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animalstalkinginallcaps: ANY CHILD BETWEEN ONE AND THREE YEARS OF AGE WEIGHING MORE THAN TWENTY POUNDS MUST, BY FEDERAL LAW, BE SECURED IN A FORWARD-FACING CHILD SAFETY RESTRAINT SYSTEM IN THE REAR SEAT OF THE VEHICLE IN A METHOD THAT REFLECTS THE  RESTRAINT SYSTEM OR VEHICLE MANUFACTURER’S INSTRUCTIONS!  SAFETY FIRST, DARLENE! I MEAN IT! 

animalstalkinginallcaps:

ANY CHILD BETWEEN ONE AND THREE YEARS OF AGE WEIGHING MORE THAN TWENTY POUNDS MUST, BY FEDERAL LAW, BE SECURED IN A FORWARD-FACING CHILD SAFETY RESTRAINT SYSTEM IN THE REAR SEAT OF THE VEHICLE IN A METHOD THAT REFLECTS THE  RESTRAINT SYSTEM OR VEHICLE MANUFACTURER’S INSTRUCTIONS! 

SAFETY FIRST, DARLENE! I MEAN IT! 

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animalstalkinginallcaps: YOU HEAR YEASAYER’S GOT A NEW RECORD COMING OUT? I GUESS I HEARD THAT SOMEWHERE, YEAH. I MIGHT CHECK IT OUT. I DON’T KNOW, MAN. I REALLY ONLY LIKED THEIR LIVE PERFORMANCES FOR A SPECIFIC TWELVE MINUTE SPAN BETWEEN THE RELEASE OF THEIR DEBUT RECORD AND THE FIRST TIME IT WAS REVIEWED BY AN OBSCURE WEBSITE. I REALLY ONLY LIKED THE INDIVIDUAL MEMBERS’ ELEMENTARY SCHOOL BAND PERFORMANCES. IF WE’RE BEING HONEST I ONLY LIKED THEM WHEN THEY WERE, RESPECTIVELY, IN UTERO. I DON’T EVEN LIKE THEIR MUSIC. I ONLY PRETEND TO SO I HAVE SOMETHING TO TALK ABOUT WITH THE BARISTAS THAT SERVE ME MY MORNING MACCHIATO. I DISLIKED YEASAYER BEFORE THEY WERE BORN. I FUCKING HATE THAT BAND. I ONLY LISTEN TO THE SOUND OF RUST FORMING ON THE UNDERCARRIAGES OF NORWEGIAN LUXURY SEDANS. I HAVE A VINTAGE RECORDABLE 90 MINUTE MAXELL CASSETTE TAPE THAT’S  JUST THE SOUND OF A VACUUM CLEANER LEFT ON IN AN EMPTY APARTMENT. IT’S MY FAVORITE RECORD. THAT SOUNDS AWESOME. IT ISN’T NOW THAT YOU SAID THAT.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

YOU HEAR YEASAYER’S GOT A NEW RECORD COMING OUT?

I GUESS I HEARD THAT SOMEWHERE, YEAH.

I MIGHT CHECK IT OUT.

I DON’T KNOW, MAN. I REALLY ONLY LIKED THEIR LIVE PERFORMANCES FOR A SPECIFIC TWELVE MINUTE SPAN BETWEEN THE RELEASE OF THEIR DEBUT RECORD AND THE FIRST TIME IT WAS REVIEWED BY AN OBSCURE WEBSITE.

I REALLY ONLY LIKED THE INDIVIDUAL MEMBERS’ ELEMENTARY SCHOOL BAND PERFORMANCES.

IF WE’RE BEING HONEST I ONLY LIKED THEM WHEN THEY WERE, RESPECTIVELY, IN UTERO.

I DON’T EVEN LIKE THEIR MUSIC. I ONLY PRETEND TO SO I HAVE SOMETHING TO TALK ABOUT WITH THE BARISTAS THAT SERVE ME MY MORNING MACCHIATO.

I DISLIKED YEASAYER BEFORE THEY WERE BORN.

I FUCKING HATE THAT BAND.

I ONLY LISTEN TO THE SOUND OF RUST FORMING ON THE UNDERCARRIAGES OF NORWEGIAN LUXURY SEDANS.

I HAVE A VINTAGE RECORDABLE 90 MINUTE MAXELL CASSETTE TAPE THAT’S  JUST THE SOUND OF A VACUUM CLEANER LEFT ON IN AN EMPTY APARTMENT. IT’S MY FAVORITE RECORD.

THAT SOUNDS AWESOME.

IT ISN’T NOW THAT YOU SAID THAT.

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animalstalkinginallcaps: I AM SO TIRED. TELL ME ABOUT IT. I AM LITERALLY JUST EXHAUSTED, YOU KNOW? WORN RIGHT OUT. POOPED. THAT’S WHAT I AM. JUST PLAIN POOPED. I MUST HAVE LOOKED AT A HUNDRED THOUSAND AVENGERS GIFS IN THE LAST HOUR. OH MY GOD, I KNOW. I CAN’T EVEN COUNT THE NUMBER OF GOTYE REMIXES I LISTENED TO TODAY. THE INTERNET IS HARD. IT TAKES SOMETHING OUT OF YOU. IT REALLY DOES.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

I AM SO TIRED.

TELL ME ABOUT IT. I AM LITERALLY JUST EXHAUSTED, YOU KNOW?

WORN RIGHT OUT.

POOPED. THAT’S WHAT I AM. JUST PLAIN POOPED.

I MUST HAVE LOOKED AT A HUNDRED THOUSAND AVENGERS GIFS IN THE LAST HOUR.

OH MY GOD, I KNOW. I CAN’T EVEN COUNT THE NUMBER OF GOTYE REMIXES I LISTENED TO TODAY.

THE INTERNET IS HARD.

IT TAKES SOMETHING OUT OF YOU. IT REALLY DOES.

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